Organ donor joke declared the funniest at the Edinburgh Fringe Festival
UK-based Masai Graham's one-liner won the title.
The best jokes were selected by a panel of 10 judges, who scoured festival venues in the Scottish capital for over a week, and were then put to 2,000 people who voted for their favorite.
Puns making light of Brexit and US presidential nominee Hillary Clinton also made the list.
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The Fringe, as it is known, is billed as the largest arts festival in the world and has featured many comedians who would later go on to become household names, including Stephen Fry and Hugh Laurie.
Counting down the top 15 jokes of Fringe 2016
15. 'Elton John hates ordering Chinese food. Soya seems to be the hardest word.' -- Phil Nicol
14. 'I'll tell you what's unnatural in the eyes of God. Contact lenses.' -- Zoe Lyons
13. 'Back in the day, Instagram just meant a really efficient drug dealer.' -- Arthur Smith
12. 'I spotted a marmite van on the motorway. It was heading yeastbound.' -- Roger Swift
11. 'Hillary Clinton has shown that any woman can be President, as long as your husband did it first.' -- Michelle Wolf
10. 'Is it possible to mistake schizophrenia for telepathy, I hear you ask.' -- Jordan Brookes
9. 'Don't you hate it when people assume you're rich because you sound posh and went to private school and have loads of money?' -- Annie McGrath
8. 'Why is Henry's wife covered in tooth marks? Because he's Tudor.' -- Adele Cliff
7. 'I often confuse Americans and Canadians. By using long words.' -- Gary Delaney
6. 'Brexit is a terrible name, sounds like cereal you eat when you are constipated.' -- Tiff Stevenson
5. 'I went to a pub quiz in Liverpool, had a few drinks so wasn't much use. Just for a laugh I wrote The Beatles or Steven Gerrard for every answer... came second.' -- Will Duggan
4. 'Apparently 1 in 3 Britons are conceived in an IKEA bed which is mad because those places are really well lit.' -- Mark Smith
3. 'I've been happily married for four years -- out of a total of 10.' -- Mark Watson
2. 'Why is it old people say 'there's no place like home', yet when you put them in one...' -- Stuart Mitchell
1. 'My dad has suggested that I register for a donor card. He's a man after my own heart.' -- Masai Graham
14. 'I'll tell you what's unnatural in the eyes of God. Contact lenses.' -- Zoe Lyons The best jokes were selected by a panel of 10 judges, who scoured festival venues in the Scottish capital for over a week, and were then put to 2,000 people who voted for their favorite. 12. 'I spotted a marmite van on the motorway. It was heading yeastbound.' -- Roger Swift 8. 'Why is Henry's wife covered in tooth marks? Because he's Tudor.' -- Adele Cliff 8. 'Why is Henry's wife covered in tooth marks? Because he's Tudor.' -- Adele Cliff The best jokes were selected by a panel of 10 judges, who scoured festival venues in the Scottish capital for over a week, and were then put to 2,000 people who voted for their favorite. UK-based Masai Graham's one-liner won the title. UK-based Masai Graham's one-liner won the title. 12. 'I spotted a marmite van on the motorway. It was heading yeastbound.' -- Roger Swift 10. 'Is it possible to mistake schizophrenia for telepathy, I hear you ask.' -- Jordan Brookes 9. 'Don't you hate it when people assume you're rich because you sound posh and went to private school and have loads of money?' -- Annie McGrath 1. 'My dad has suggested that I register for a donor card. He's a man after my own heart.' -- Masai Graham 2. 'Why is it old people say 'there's no place like home', yet when you put them in one...' -- Stuart Mitchell The Fringe, as it is known, is billed as the largest arts festival in the world and has featured many comedians who would later go on to become household names, including Stephen Fry and Hugh Laurie. The Fringe, as it is known, is billed as the largest arts festival in the world and has featured many comedians who would later go on to become household names, including Stephen Fry and Hugh Laurie. The best jokes were selected by a panel of 10 judges, who scoured festival venues in the Scottish capital for over a week, and were then put to 2,000 people who voted for their favorite. 11. 'Hillary Clinton has shown that any woman can be President, as long as your husband did it first.' -- Michelle Wolf 11. 'Hillary Clinton has shown that any woman can be President, as long as your husband did it first.' -- Michelle Wolf 7. 'I often confuse Americans and Canadians. By using long words.' -- Gary Delaney 4. 'Apparently 1 in 3 Britons are conceived in an IKEA bed which is mad because those places are really well lit.' -- Mark Smith 8. 'Why is Henry's wife covered in tooth marks? Because he's Tudor.' -- Adele Cliff
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