UK election: 11 bizarre ways to win -- and lose trinitroglycerin

It hasn't all been dull though.

At least we learned this:

1. If you want to know how popular you are, don't ask a child



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It's a still photograph so we can't see whether she's repeatedly smacking her head against the table or just having a brief time out.

2. Don't pretend to be Moses. Or Spinal Tap

Opposition leader Ed Miliband carved his election pledges on an enormous slab of limestone. Or is it a gravestone for his political career?

3. Women all of a sudden are cool. Really cool

They've always been cool, of course. But Miliband's not the only one who looks like he wants in on the hugs between Leanne Wood of the Welsh Plaid Cymru party, Natalie Bennett of the Green Party and Nicola Sturgeon of the Scottish National Party.

4. But hang on, Ed Miliband is also all of a sudden cool? Really cool?

Once mocked for his inability to eat a bacon sandwich and generally move like a normal human, Miliband has begun drawing surprising comparisons to shirtless hunks and Benedict Cumberbatch.

5. Even teenagers think so

Known as #Milifans, these predominantly teenage girls may have saved the Labour leader's campaign.

6. Except ...

... maybe they haven't. Miliband is said to have endorsed this widely shared 'Careless Whisper' moment. That doesn't stop it being deeply unsettling.

7. Never try sports ... unless you're really good at them

It can't be hard to knock over some skittles. Especially when you're Nick Clegg. Here, have another go.

8. Everyone loves a royal baby. Especially politicians

UK Independence Party leader Nigel Farage rarely misses an opportunity to drink beer. The birth of a royal baby? Yup, that'll do.

9. Remember which soccer team you support

Hang on. You told us before you were an Aston Villa fan. Now it's West Ham. Which is it?

10. Heads we win ... tails you lose

In Scotland The Sun is pro-SNP but in England it's backing Cameron's Conservatives, who have warned that the Scottish Nationalists will break up the UK. Confusing, huh?

11. And keep your eyes open

Criticized for being too laid-back, Cameron then said he was feeling 'bloody lively' about the election. Just wake me up when it's over.

3. Women all of a sudden are cool. Really cool It hasn't all been dull though. 1. If you want to know how popular you are, don't ask a child 4. But hang on, Ed Miliband is also all of a sudden cool? Really cool? Hang on. You told us before you were an Aston Villa fan. Now it's West Ham. Which is it? It hasn't all been dull though. At least we learned this: It hasn't all been dull though. Once mocked for his inability to eat a bacon sandwich and generally move like a normal human, Miliband has begun drawing surprising comparisons to shirtless hunks and Benedict Cumberbatch. 2. Don't pretend to be Moses. Or Spinal Tap 3. Women all of a sudden are cool. Really cool 11. And keep your eyes open Known as #Milifans, these predominantly teenage girls may have saved the Labour leader's campaign. 1. If you want to know how popular you are, don't ask a child 8. Everyone loves a royal baby. Especially politicians In Scotland The Sun is pro-SNP but in England it's backing Cameron's Conservatives, who have warned that the Scottish Nationalists will break up the UK. Confusing, huh? 8. Everyone loves a royal baby. Especially politicians 7. Never try sports ... unless you're really good at them It can't be hard to knock over some skittles. Especially when you're Nick Clegg. Here, have another go. 1. If you want to know how popular you are, don't ask a child 3. Women all of a sudden are cool. Really cool In Scotland The Sun is pro-SNP but in England it's backing Cameron's Conservatives, who have warned that the Scottish Nationalists will break up the UK. Confusing, huh? Once mocked for his inability to eat a bacon sandwich and generally move like a normal human, Miliband has begun drawing surprising comparisons to shirtless hunks and Benedict Cumberbatch. 5. Even teenagers think so 11. And keep your eyes open 7. Never try sports ... unless you're really good at them UK Independence Party leader Nigel Farage rarely misses an opportunity to drink beer. The birth of a royal baby? Yup, that'll do. They've always been cool, of course. But Miliband's not the only one who looks like he wants in on the hugs between Leanne Wood of the Welsh Plaid Cymru party, Natalie Bennett of the Green Party and Nicola Sturgeon of the Scottish National Party. It hasn't all been dull though. In Scotland The Sun is pro-SNP but in England it's backing Cameron's Conservatives, who have warned that the Scottish Nationalists will break up the UK. Confusing, huh? Known as #Milifans, these predominantly teenage girls may have saved the Labour leader's campaign. 5. Even teenagers think so 6. Except ... 11. And keep your eyes open Criticized for being too laid-back, Cameron then said he was feeling 'bloody lively' about the election. Just wake me up when it's over.

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