20 Discreet Sex Toys Parents Will Appreciate

Parents still want to have fun sex too, but we understand it's not as easy as it used to be. Lots of parents say they have less sex after having kids. Mom and dad are either too busy, too tired, or too nervous the kids will hear because they're just always around. But there are solutions — from planning sex dates to introducing toys — and that's where we come in.

We found a ton of fun sex toys that will not only make sex exciting for couples and solo play alike but are also perfect for keeping it on the down low. There are vibrators with multiple speeds to choose from that aren't loud as well as subtle in appearance. That goes for anal play toys as well, such as small and colorful butt plugs to penis toys that are hands-free and can be hidden or turned off with a phone app. So take a look and choose toys that will get things hot and heavy without waking up the kids or needing to have some really, really intense conversations.

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Zee Bullet Vibrator
$30.00 from Dame
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Small but mighty, the Zee bullet is sleek, discreet, and feels very good. It has three different speeds for an optimal vibe level (both as far as touch and sound is concerned — "It's super quiet," says a review"). It can also fit entirely in a person's grasp so it will only be seen by those who need to see it.

Pom Flexible Vibrator
$95.00 from Dame
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Speaking of things that can be hidden in the palm of one's hand, we give you the Pom by Dame. (Seriously, it's ergonomically designed for palm comfort.) It also has five vibration levels and rhythms for the desired intensity and level of distreetness. According to Dame, "Pom gives you broad or targeted stimulation with its powerful, rumbly motor and five patterns."

Eva Hands-Free Vibrator
$135.00 from Dame
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This little toy also comes from Dame's arsenal, but unlike the others it's a hands-free device. The wings on it help it stay in place on the labias "to give you clitoral stimulation during penetrative sex." The main idea: freedom during sex for other activities. Plus, hands-free can mean it's out of sight should little ones burst into the room unexpectedly.

Satisfy Pro 2 Next Generation
$50.00 from Adam and Eve
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We love the Satisfy Pro 2 Next Generation from Adam and Eve not only for what it can do, but for the fact that it looks like a plain old massager. Sex toy? Where? It's a great toy for clit stimulation as the "puffs of air mimic the sensations of oral sex." It has 11 power levels to keep things quiet or to get them frisky that range "from soft and gentle to fast and hard."

Airvibe
$69.00 from Bellesa and Buzzfeed
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The Airvibe is a sneaky bugger. It can be hidden or stored away by folding down into a totally discreet "clamshell carrying case" and even in its full form it looks non-threatening and inconspicuous. It can suction but also vibrate to send those "vibrations to your g-spot and clit — simultaneously."

Halo by Bellesa
$69.00 from Bellesa
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For quiet penile stimulation that pleasures all parties involved, this tiny but worthwhile c--- ring aka the Halo by Bellesa, comes with rave reviews. It is said to stay in place and offer discreet sounds, despite packing a vibrating punch. (It has seven stimulation settings to choose from.)

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Luvli Ditto 2
$59.00 from Bellesa
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The Luvli Ditto 2 gives real meaning to the phrase "Double the pleasure, double the fun." It's perfect for g-spot and clitoral stimulation that's also hands-free. It can be controlled by a wireless remote to keep things sneakily under wraps. Per its page, there's "no fumbling around with three different buttons — one easy-to-access button controls all 11 vibration modes."

Womanizer X Lovehoney Pro40 Rechargeable Clitoral Stimulator
$120.00 from Lovehoney
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It may look like an upside down ear cleaner, but this sucker (literally) is a highly acclaimed sex toy. It has a clitoral suction function for pinpointed and pulsating pleasure. Its "6 levels of compelling intensity offer a range of delicious sensation," and the best part is that it's a quiet tool.

Bender
$69.00 from Unbound Babes
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The Bender sounds intimidating, but that just speaks to the flexibilty of this sex toy. It's not obviously a vibrator, instead looking distreetly like a toy stick, and we love it. Per maker Unbound Babes, "the flexible body of the vibe is ideally suited for G-Spot, clitoral, or overall external stimulation" along with 10 patterns and speeds. Plus, there's one button for it all — plus the power switch, like an emergency stop button.

Bullet Vibrator
$14.00 from Amazon
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Forget tiny violins and say hello to tiny vibrators. This pill-shaped and sleek bullet vibrator can be hidden (and taken) just about everywhere. That said, it can get the job done — "Strong vibrations in the tip can be placed on her sensitive nipples, tickle her clitoris" — and literally no one has to know (unless there's someone involved in the play).

Frisky Finger
$23.00 from TooTimid
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The frsiky finger is an easy way to add extra pleasure to sex, whether it's clitoral or anal, on either party. What makes it great for parents is the fact that it's small and easy to slip anywhere without noise or causing a stir. It's made with a "curved tip and nubby pleasure nodes" as well as three "powerful vibration speeds."

Hot Octopuss Pulse Duo Lux
$189.00 from Wildflower
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Lovers of sex and tech will absolutely love this penis toy. It doesn't look like one, which is why we added it to the list, but it sure acts like one. According to Wildflower, "With two wearable remotes, enabling each partner to take complete control of their experience, this couples’ sex toy can make you both climax hands-free."

Cheeky Textured Butt Plug Kit
$14.00 from Wildflower
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Butt plugs are like the OG of discreet sex toys. They can vibrate but don't have to for feel-good fun. They're also in a place that is discreet both in bed and even while walking around should the user so choose. These from Wildflower are textured for extra stimulation and come in two sizes, depending on preference.

LELO Beads Plus
$55.00 from Lelo
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Lots of sex toys promise orgasms, but the Lelo promises multiples orgasms right out of the gate, as well as strength training for one's vagina, with its Lelo Beads Plus toy. It's great for parents who want some discreet fun on the go, as it "offers an efficient pelvic muscle workout when worn during a variety of activities."

Maude Vibe Personal Massager
$45.00 from Verishop
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Everyone needs a good massage sometimes, and massage tools make it better, especially ones for your or your partner's private areas. That's where this personal vibe massager comes in. It doesn't look like a typical vibe at all, either, and another reason it's great for moms. As the website notes, "Adjust your speed to your liking and slip it in its discreet pouch after use."

Desire Luxury App Controlled Rechargeable Panty Vibrator
$87.50 from Lovehoney
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Like wearable butt plugs, there are also vibes that can be worn, and no one else will be the wiser. One of these is the Desire Luxury App Controlled Rechargeable Panty Vibrator, meaning it can sit right in panties as the wearer goes about the day. Bonus: It has a travel lock so it stays as private as it's meant to feel.

Cuffies
$18.00 from Unbound Babes
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Handcuffs are fun for role play during sex, but the look of them can be quite intimidating and obviously suspicious (and even hard to get out of) for parents who have snooping kids. These cufs, aka Cuffies, are the opposite of that. They perform the same function but are much less conspiciously a sex toy.

Saucy
$69.00 from Unbound Babes
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Talk about being cinonspicious. this Saucy vibrator looks more like an actual toy than one for sex, and that's why it works for parents looking to keep their fun on the down low. It has different settings that are controlled by touch as well as haptic response technology, which means "the harder you squeeze, the harder it vibrates."

iroha Stick
$20.00 from Urban Outfitters
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For the moms who really want to keep things private and hidden, we recommend this iroha stick, a lipstick-looking but not actually lipstick vibrator. It works well kept in bags and while traveling, it's easy to clean, and has "a soft silicone tip that’s so gentle on skin." All it needs is one AAA battery.

Vesper Massager Necklace
From $69.00 to $150.00 from Uncommon Goods
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It's a bird, it's a plane, it's a vibrating "massager necklace." Yes, it's a vibe that looks like a necklace (well, just a necklace) but is actually a vibrator that's kinky by just wearing it. It works even better when it's used. According to Uncommon Goods, made of 24k gold- or silver-plated stainless steel and with a whisper-quiet motor, it's discreet without being apologetic.
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