Best 50 WhatsApp Status

The Best and popular whatsapp statuses. The status simple and best. Also great quotes for whatsapp and your social media. It’s really difficult to find best statuses for your whatsapp status now your searching is over here we sorted the best and popular statuses. You can use these statuses for facebook status, whatsapp status and all other social networks. So update your whatsapp status and show your coolness. Also these best use for one liner statuses

The List Of 50 Populer Whatsapp Status :

1. Can’t talk, telepathy only!
2. One person’s LOL is another’s WTF!
3. Eat…sleep….regret……repeat.
4. God is really creative, i mean...just look at me.
5. Don’t like me? Cool, I don’t wake up every day to impress you.
6. Was going to rob a bank today but the pen was chained to the desk.
7. Relationship Status: Looking for a WiFi connection.
8. They say "don't drink and drive". Well.... yesterday I was drinking a juice box while riding my tricycle. Yeah. I'm a badass.
9. Sometimes all you need is love. Lol, just kidding, you need money. :').
10. Today morning when I was driving my Ferrari, the alarm woke me up.
11. I want some one to give me a Loan and then leave me Alone.
12. The zoo is a pretty safe place to fart.
13. One day, I’m gonna make the onions cry.
14. I had to take sick day.I’m sick of those peoples.
15. Always give your 100 percent ….unless you’r donating blood .
16. lazy People Fact #5812672793
17. You were too lazy to read that number.
18. I can see you checking my whatsapp status. B)
19. I’am looking for a bank loan which can perform two things..give me a Loan and then leave me Alone.
20. fun is like life insurance.The older you get..the more it cost’s.
21. Tried to loose weight…….But it keeps finding me.
22. My week is basically …Monday–>Monday#2–>Monday#3–>Monday#4–>Friday–>Saturday–>pre-Monday
23. I just saved a bunch of money on my car insurance by selling my car.
24. Life is too short. Don’t waste it reading my watsapp status….
25. I wish I had google in my mind and antivirus in my heart.
26. I just saved lot of money by lic life insurance ……..By not having any.
27. Doing the moonwalk is the only way to look cool while wiping dog crap off your shoes.
28. I`m jealous of my parents, i`ll never have a kid as cool as theirs.
29. When life gets tough, remember: You were the strongest sperm.
30. The difference between pizza and your opinion is that I asked for pizza.
31. I don’t always lose my phone but when I do its always on silent.
32. Error: status unavailable
33. Waiting for wi-fi network.
34. Sorry vegetarians we can’t pretend
35. I took IQ test …..results were negative
36. Should transformers take car insurance or life insurance…..
37. I am not questioning your honour. I am denying its existence
38. Don’t talk out loud, you lower the IQ of the whole street’
39. I’ll try being nicer if you start being smarter.
40. I’d agree with you, but then we’d both be wrong.
41. Better the vacuum cleaner the better it sucks!!
42. If I had a gun with two bullets and i was with hitler,bin laden and you[insert your ex or your enemy’s name],I would shoot you twice.
43. Life will give you exactly what you need, not what you want
44. Stop checking my status ! Go Get A Life
45. Everything that kills me makes me feel alive.
46. I Am Not Special , I Am Just Limited Edition
47. When you feel insulted I’m just describing you.
48. Without me its just awso.
49. 100,000 sperms and i was the fastest;)
50. I haven’t slept for 10 days, because that would be too long.
51. One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.